Showing posts with label Stephen Colbert. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Stephen Colbert. Show all posts

Friday, June 22, 2018

What Russia Has On Trump

In a recent monologue, National Treasure,* Stephen Colbert, said something to this effect: "What do the Russians have on Trump?  I hope it's more than just the pee pee tape."

Good Point (as usual)!  Here's what I think they have:  all of his wealth.

Don Jr. once told a Mar-a-Lago guest that the Trumps did not have to worry about money, because they could obtain unlimited funds from the Russians. 

This makes complete sense.  Trump claims to be a billionaire, and yet he has declared bankruptcy four times in his adult life. This is not possible, unless his billions come from outside of the U.S.

I believe that Trump sold his loyalty to Putin/Russia for "unlimited funds."  This would explain: 1) his extreme allegiance to Putin and obsession with Russia, 2) why he will not release his tax returns, 3) why he can be such a poor businessman with multiple failed enterprises and four bankruptcies, yet remain a "billionaire," 4) how he can have any money at all, when American banks will not touch him, 5) why the Russians helped him win the U.S. presidency--and many more Russian-related oddities that swarm like flies around Donald J. Trump's bloated orange carcass.

Trump is a geyser of vulgarity, and we Americans have been steeped in his effluence ever since he took office.  At this point, I doubt that the release of the alleged "pee pee tape" would shock anyone.  Trump would merely claim that it was fake or had been "CGI'd" or something.

*Finally, a word about the "National Treasure" status of Stephen Colbert.  He deserves the Nobel Peace Prize.  He, more than any other prominent American figure, has helped the populace--the part that thinks and feels, anyway--through some extremely tough times.  His compassion, intelligence and hilarious wit are the main things that got us through "W's" presidency and now Trump's.  Stephen Colbert Saves Lives!





Thursday, July 27, 2017

Occupy Truth!

Dear Readers,

For several months, after the unbelievable news that Trump won the 2016 election, I was stunned, depressed, and also fascinated in the way I would be fascinated by a hallucinogenic circus freak show.

I followed all of the comedians regularly--especially Stephen Colbert--to get my news.  For a while, I laughed, because Stephen is hilarious, and I had the hope each day that Trump would be righteously kicked out of the White House along with his band of sycophantic psychos.

But now, that hope is waning, and I can't even watch the humorists anymore.  I have to cut all of this "orange fat" out of my diet--for now, at least--because it is draining my soul.

I had come up with some jokes that I was going to post, like calling Steve Bannon a "Satanic Bullfrog who needs power washing with holy water,which would probably cause a nuclear explosion."  I was even going to draw cartoons, but I don't want to spend any more of my precious time, life, or energy on this matter.

I am SICK OF IT!  TRUMP IS A HORRIBLE, MORALLY BANKRUPT IDIOT WHO IS ENDANGERING THE COUNTRY AND THE PLANET!  He takes his orders from Vladimir Putin, his daughter Ivanka, and the Devil.  Is anyone going to step in?  Who is the higher authority in this land?  Isn't this country supposed to be a democracy?  There are so many smart people out there.  Are we all powerless?

Here are my charges to anyone reading:

  • Occupy Intelligence!
  • Occupy Compassion!
  • Occupy Truth!
  • Occupy Democracy!
  • Occupy Integrity!
  • Occupy Sanity!
  • Occupy Love!

Love, Karen Remus, The Pretend Billionaire who admits it