Wieners in the News

Or Wieners and Losers

By Karen Kay Remus (C) 2017

What is it with wieners and male politicians?  I mean, besides the fact that if they are male, they have them.  I'm referring to the fact that so many cannot keep their lips zipped about their zipper sticks.

Back in 2011, Anthony Wiener killed his political career by texting a photo of his boxer-clad wiener to his mistress.  The photo went viral.  In response, I painted the picture below, asking, "What's Next in Wienerville?"

"What's Next in Wienerville?" By Karen K. Remus (C) 2011, Gouache on Paper, 9"x 12"

Six years later, I have my answer.  After having learned nothing from his previous experience, Anthony Wiener now faces prison time for sexting an under-aged girl.

Wiener is a Democrat--and very intelligent--except when it comes to being discrete about his meat.

But incessant yacking about yoo-hoos is not a partisan issue.  Somehow Donald Trump entered the wiener arena (or wienarena), and actually referred to the size of his member during the presidential debates!  To the entire world, he announced something to the effect that there was nothing wrong down there, implying that his winky was not abnormally dinky.

As usual, his staff continues to issue conflicting and self-contradictory information . . .