by Karen Kay Remus, Copyright 2013
I gave myself the gift of chance
The chance to know my poop
'Twas at the doctor's office
As I stood upon the stoop
"You've got to go, so do it, Joe!"
Declared my inner child
So do, I did, and out it slid
As if 't'were in the wild
"Scatologists have stupid work!"
I screamed, as one approached
"What kind of 'work' is this, you jerk?"
He winced, as if reproached
"No seeds or hair, it can't be bear...
It's oblong and it's brown...
I'd say that scat is human...
Also sir, your pants are down."
The (stinking) End
Weigh in, people! What do you think of this blog's first "movement?"
PS: I love you!
"Irreconcilable Differences," Drawing by Karen Kay Remus, Copyright 2011
Find the poop in this drawing, and win a prize!
All the poop that's fit to print...
ReplyDeleteThanks, Tom! Stay tuned for more poop to come!
ReplyDeleteThis made me laff and laff. <3
ReplyDeleteGlad you enjoyed my first "movement," Dear Xinem! Thanks for sharing!
ReplyDeleteI think you should write a children's series. Similar to Suess only with more poop.
ReplyDeleteThanks! Have you seen the children's book "Everything Poops?"
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