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Sunday, March 30, 2014
The Mysterious Monoliths of Keister Island
Thursday, May 2, 2013
Dream Poem (Warning: contains poop)
Dream Poem
by Karen Kay Remus, Copyright 2013
I gave myself the gift of chance
The chance to know my poop
'Twas at the doctor's office
As I stood upon the stoop
"You've got to go, so do it, Joe!"
Declared my inner child
So do, I did, and out it slid
As if 't'were in the wild
"Scatologists have stupid work!"
I screamed, as one approached
"What kind of 'work' is this, you jerk?"
He winced, as if reproached
"No seeds or hair, it can't be bear...
It's oblong and it's brown...
I'd say that scat is human...
Also sir, your pants are down."
The (stinking) End
Weigh in, people! What do you think of this blog's first "movement?"
PS: I love you!
by Karen Kay Remus, Copyright 2013
I gave myself the gift of chance
The chance to know my poop
'Twas at the doctor's office
As I stood upon the stoop
"You've got to go, so do it, Joe!"
Declared my inner child
So do, I did, and out it slid
As if 't'were in the wild
"Scatologists have stupid work!"
I screamed, as one approached
"What kind of 'work' is this, you jerk?"
He winced, as if reproached
"No seeds or hair, it can't be bear...
It's oblong and it's brown...
I'd say that scat is human...
Also sir, your pants are down."
The (stinking) End
Weigh in, people! What do you think of this blog's first "movement?"
PS: I love you!
"Irreconcilable Differences," Drawing by Karen Kay Remus, Copyright 2011
Find the poop in this drawing, and win a prize!
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