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| "Devil Sauce," 4.5" x 4.5," pen and colored pencil on paper by Karen Kay Remus (c) 2018 |
It's hot
It's mean
It's unclean
It's a hot mess
It's ketchup that fell from grace
It's...Devil Sauce!
one squirt, and you'll hurt. TM
100% All-Noxious Ingredients!
Including but not limited to: Fire Ant Venom, Thorns, Pits
The Colonel's "11th Secret Spice," Bat Piss, Naturally Shed Tarantula Exoskeleton,
Blood Wort Extract, Lava, Crocodile Egg-Yolk Puree, Irradiated Beet Juice, Burn Barrel Extract, Industrial Smoker Station Concentrate, Sun-dried Black Widow Egg Sack Remnant, Fungal Char, Recycled Organic Clot Wads, Liquid Pain, Red Dye #666
(warning: prepared in facility that also processes peanuts and fish balls)
Guaranteed to make anything taste like Hell
or your money back!
$1.00 per gallon while supplies last!
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