White House Sink Hole

Why has a sink hole appeared in the White House's front yard?  That's a no-brainer!
Melania has been trying to tunnel out, and she simply misjudged the depth in that area.

Melania Sings the Blues

"Melania Blues," Original words, music and performance

by Karen Remus (c) 2017

Did I mention that I, Karen Remus, pretend genius-billionaire, used to be a performing singer/songwriter (1997-2003)?  Well, after a fifteen year hiatus, I actually wrote, performed, and impersonated to the best of my ability, this tribute to a pitiable woman for whom I feel sorry--but only to a point--because she had to have somewhat* suspected what she was getting into.  

*Probably didn't suspect becoming FLOTUS, which must be torture. SAD. But fear not, Melania:  once the BLOATUS goes down in flames, you're OUTTA there, and then you can be YOU--whatever/whoever that is!

Here is the YouTube Link, in case you want to see it larger, read the subtitles, and/or share: https://youtu.be/UiMLHLyHvxk

ENJOY!

KRGB

The Trump White House = the New (Unfunny) Beverly Hillbillies

By Karen Kay Remus (C) 2017

I don't think I need to elaborate much on my title. If you are familiar with the original Beverly Hillbillies sit-com (1962-1971) and the Trump White house (2017-????), all you have to do is consider the many similarities between the two.

If you need help, I'll get you started.

By a freak turn of events, a close-knit family is transplanted from its natural habitat to a vastly different environment, to which they are completely foreign and ill-suited.  Here are just a few similarities...

• Said transplants retain their old language, lifestyle, and MO in their new environments--to ludicrous effect.
• The transplants are a "family," but the actual relationships between them are not clear-cut.
• Both have family members who still live in their former environment but occasionally come out to visit (Jethrine/Melania).
• Both families live in a house where they clearly do not belong.
• Some guy, closely linked to their money, is always lurking in the background; spying, sweating, and trying to control things. 
• The heads of household have odd, non-scientific, medical beliefs.
• Both are fantasy-based TV shows.

If you think of more, please comment!  Now, here are some differences.  Again, please weigh in, if you think of more.

• The Beverly Hillbillies were a funny and benign distraction, while the Trump White house is a tragic and malignant one.
• The Beverly Hillbillies were more believable and realistic than the Trump White house.
• Any of the characters on the Beverly Hillbillies would have made better presidents and/or cabinet members than Trump and posse.
• Granny whoops Kellyanne Conway on every possible level.