Art Project: Making a Bust of Trump

1. Make a fist-sized lump of kitchen clay.  Set aside two white globs.  Add yellow and red food coloring. Drink alcohol as needed, because it's going to get gross.

2. Mix well to evenly distribute color.  See what I meant about gross?  Looks like a tumor.

3. Form orange clay into a blob. 

4. Pinch to form ridges, use a butter knife to make furrows, and add white clay as needed 

until you achieve a ballpark, repulsive likeness of Donald J. Trump.

"Bust of Trump" by Karen K. Remus (c) 2020

I could have gotten the likeness way more accurate and hideous, but at this point, it was close enough, and I didn't want to spend any more time on it (or throw up).

5.  If you feel like it, punch it hard repeatedly.  I felt like it.

666. Re-shape into the Circus Peanut of the Apocalypse.

"Circus Peanut of the Apocalypse" by Karen K. Remus (c) 2020

DO NOT EAT!