Friday, June 22, 2018

What Russia Has On Trump

In a recent monologue, National Treasure,* Stephen Colbert, said something to this effect: "What do the Russians have on Trump?  I hope it's more than just the pee pee tape."

Good Point (as usual)!  Here's what I think they have:  all of his wealth.

Don Jr. once told a Mar-a-Lago guest that the Trumps did not have to worry about money, because they could obtain unlimited funds from the Russians. 

This makes complete sense.  Trump claims to be a billionaire, and yet he has declared bankruptcy four times in his adult life. This is not possible, unless his billions come from outside of the U.S.

I believe that Trump sold his loyalty to Putin/Russia for "unlimited funds."  This would explain: 1) his extreme allegiance to Putin and obsession with Russia, 2) why he will not release his tax returns, 3) why he can be such a poor businessman with multiple failed enterprises and four bankruptcies, yet remain a "billionaire," 4) how he can have any money at all, when American banks will not touch him, 5) why the Russians helped him win the U.S. presidency--and many more Russian-related oddities that swarm like flies around Donald J. Trump's bloated orange carcass.

Trump is a geyser of vulgarity, and we Americans have been steeped in his effluence ever since he took office.  At this point, I doubt that the release of the alleged "pee pee tape" would shock anyone.  Trump would merely claim that it was fake or had been "CGI'd" or something.

*Finally, a word about the "National Treasure" status of Stephen Colbert.  He deserves the Nobel Peace Prize.  He, more than any other prominent American figure, has helped the populace--the part that thinks and feels, anyway--through some extremely tough times.  His compassion, intelligence and hilarious wit are the main things that got us through "W's" presidency and now Trump's.  Stephen Colbert Saves Lives!





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