You know what's funny? I had a dream the other night that I met a person who had all the answers.. She worked at a help desk in a mythical place that collected ALL the information that ever existed.. and all that ever will exist. When I found her she had an assortment of random pills in one hand and a Red Bull in the other... She said that life was not worth living because it did her no good to have ALL the answers when no one she ever spoke to asked a worthy question. I reminded her that anyone who goes through life looking for answers is already on the wrong path.. and there really is no way to "help" them. The person on the right path is the one who goes through life trying to find the right questions... because finding answers is easy.
This dream raises several questions: 1)What were the pills? 2) Had she taken pills that made her mistakenly believe that she "had all the answers?" 3) Was she preparing to take the pills w/ the Red Bull because, "life wasn't worth living?" 4) Did she take your comments under advisement? 5) Was it really a dream, or were you in fact, visiting another dimension where these events took place? 6) Are these the right questions? 7)Why Red Bull? 8) Why not "Four Loco" or "Tequila," or COKE ZERO? 9) Could Batman Zero have been involved in some way???? 10) Can Batman Zero be stopped? (please insert infinite questions here____)
You know what's really interesting? I've asked myself that "trans-dimensional" question on many other occasions, but for some strange reason.. not this one... However, please don't consider that last statement (..or THIS explanation, coincidentally) as answers to any of the questions you've posed... You see, me.. being one of those elevated "right-path" individuals, I spoke of previously... I'm only allowed to ask questions.. and/or make statements with the word "question" contained within... I think I get a bonus if I ask a question that also uses the word "question" ...Oh, and before you ask.. no they do not, in fact, call that a "bonus question" ...Who is the "they" I keep referring to? Well that, unfortunately, is the one thing I'm not allowed to question... Hopefully this clears up a few things.. Any questions???
You know what's funny? I had a dream the other night that I met a person who had all the answers.. She worked at a help desk in a mythical place that collected ALL the information that ever existed.. and all that ever will exist. When I found her she had an assortment of random pills in one hand and a Red Bull in the other... She said that life was not worth living because it did her no good to have ALL the answers when no one she ever spoke to asked a worthy question. I reminded her that anyone who goes through life looking for answers is already on the wrong path.. and there really is no way to "help" them. The person on the right path is the one who goes through life trying to find the right questions... because finding answers is easy.
ReplyDeleteThis dream raises several questions: 1)What were the pills? 2) Had she taken pills that made her mistakenly believe that she "had all the answers?" 3) Was she preparing to take the pills w/ the Red Bull because, "life wasn't worth living?" 4) Did she take your comments under advisement? 5) Was it really a dream, or were you in fact, visiting another dimension where these events took place? 6) Are these the right questions? 7)Why Red Bull? 8) Why not "Four Loco" or "Tequila," or COKE ZERO? 9) Could Batman Zero have been involved in some way???? 10) Can Batman Zero be stopped? (please insert infinite questions here____)
ReplyDeleteYou know what's really interesting? I've asked myself that "trans-dimensional" question on many other occasions, but for some strange reason.. not this one... However, please don't consider that last statement (..or THIS explanation, coincidentally) as answers to any of the questions you've posed... You see, me.. being one of those elevated "right-path" individuals, I spoke of previously... I'm only allowed to ask questions.. and/or make statements with the word "question" contained within... I think I get a bonus if I ask a question that also uses the word "question" ...Oh, and before you ask.. no they do not, in fact, call that a "bonus question" ...Who is the "they" I keep referring to? Well that, unfortunately, is the one thing I'm not allowed to question... Hopefully this clears up a few things.. Any questions???
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